How much for just the porch?

Saffel House, somewhere in Kentucky

I'm not a hard-to-please person, no matter what Hisself might tell you.  And I'm more than contented in the square footage I've got. 

But boy oh boy oh boy, would I love to have a porch.

Friends and family know that when they see a house like this ahead along the side of the road, they're soon gonna hear me mutter, whimper or shout, "How much for just the porch?"

Someday, somebody'll shout back, and it'll be a done deal.  You wait & see!